But screw it.
Here goes nothing.
1. What is your biggest fear?
Honestly? I can't necessarily think of anything except for dying.
2. Why are you afraid of it?
Well... It's just the end of your life, you know? You don't know when it's going to happen or why, but you just know it is. You never know if it's going to be painful or not. I think it's just sort of the anticipation levels, you know? It just makes you scared just even thinking about it...
3. Clowns or vampires?
Unless we're talking about which one is scarier, then clowns hands fucking down.
4. Would you rather be drowned or asphyxiated?
NEITHER, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
5. Got any scars? If so, how did you get them?
Well, I have a few scars from my cat on my hand. Then I have a few on my chest from when I got attacked by our old neighbor's dog when I was little. It was kind of a strange situation, actually. I was wearing my winter coat that day, yet there were no large holes in it whatsoever. :L Yet I /still/ have scars from that.
6. If you had to choose between having your hands or your tongue cut off, which would you pick?
Tongue. It would be weird having no tongue, but at least you can still do the things that you want to that require hands
7. Fire, water or grass?
8. Would you rather be a turtle or a homeless man? Why?
Because why the fuck not?
9. Offense, defense or support?
10. If you could, would you grow a mustache?
11. Ever seen a fish commit suicide?
Well no, considering the fact that fish cannot hold guns.
12. You walk in on an old man have an intense game of scrabble with a squirrel. How are you going to help the squirrel win?
I haven't played Scrabble since I was four, how should I know?
Here are my questions:
1. Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
2. Favorite ship of all time?
3. Do you have a Tumblr? If so, do you even like Tumblr?
4. UM. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5. Ever seen "Shiki"?
6. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK (Not even a question since there's no choice. Nope. You have to let me tell you about Homestuck.)
7. Favorite of your OCs/FCs?
8. Ever played any of the Ace Attorney games? (PW:AA, PW:JFA, PW:T&T, AJ:AA)
9. I'm running out of questions, so... Do you have a crush on anybody? OwO Or do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
10. One night, you are bitten by a vampire, and you "die". You rise from the dead, and are forced to join a group of other vampires. Later, it turns out that your best friend knows about your group and is trying to hunt them, so the leader appoints you to kill them. There's a chance that they'll rise as well, and it's more than likely to happen. Would you take the chance and do it yourself, or would you let somebody else do it?
I don't really feel like tagging anybody, so do it if you want.
ANYWAYS, OH GOD OH GOD I GOT TO EPISODE 10 OF SHIKI AND OH GOD MY FEELS ARE SPILLING EVERYWHERE.
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE SPOILERS BUT-
WHY ARE PEOPLE SQUEALING OVER THAT?
I WAS C R Y I N G.